Bugs

Here's the sum-up: Lucy was itchy. Mom checked head. Dad checked head. Lucy had lice. Mom convinced Lucy that it would be fun to put on swimsuit and have a fun de-bugging party. Fun lasted five minutes, until Listerine got in eyes. Lucy was happy to be able to watch TV all day while Mom washed everything she could fit in the washing machine. Isaac comes home from school. Mom checks head and takes deep breath. Repeat. Isaac was not convinced of funness for even five minutes, but does enjoy the all day TV lice side benefit.

Step One: Pretend you are about to have a really fun swim party-- oh what a tangled web we weave. . .

Step Two: Saturate head with lovely smelling Listerine (she didn't keep this smile long)

Step Three: Sit and Soak and Bask in Clifford the Big Red Dog

Repeat steps 1-3 for Isaac. Use coconut shampoo for the next six months and worry every time your head itches.